Someone is gunning for a seat in Congress! Congress gets A LOT of days off.

It’s like being told you’re not coked up enough to date Charlie Sheen.

I want to wipe that smug smirk off of that face with a belt sander. This story is disgusting. This repulsive little slug whining about his career being damaged, as though he had a potential gold mine of a career, because all the women he knows are exaggerating how hard he raped them. fuck you asshole.

Velvet sweatpants encouraged more.

Also feel free to drape yourself in velvet!

Same!

This is why every time a Chris Brown song comes up on a Spotify playlist I skip it immediately. No sir, you will not have that fraction of a penny from me. To this day I have no idea what any of his music sounds like, and that makes me happy.

Jerk Boy Has Feelings; Dumps Pregnant Girlfriend Before Termination.

Look, Jezzies! Baby kitten update!

Whenever I see stories of child pornography, I’m always kind of baffled at the way we treat preteen girls as victims and vow to get justice, but once the girl hits puberty/is a teenager, she’s suddenly responsible for everything that happens to her and people automatically thinks she’s lying or that her body isn’t…

She had wolf breasts installed and plans to make the children feed on them.

I WANT TO KNOW. My personal 3 feelings would be:

Someone on another site (I don’t recall which one) suggested that if every black person in America were to buy a gun, we’d have gun control measures in about 15 minutes. True, sadly.

Agreed. McGinty is a piece of shit who abdicated his responsibility to his job and became a cheerleader for the defense. What an immoral, disgraceful coward. If he had any dignity at all he would submit his resignation tomorrow morning. His lack of any empathy for the Rice family makes him unsuitable for public…

Fuck Tim McGinty for blaming a 12 year old for his own death and fuck the grand jury that failed to indict the trigger happy cops responsible.

Grand Juries are bullshit.

Are we just going to ignore that Billy Corgan named his kid Augustus Juppiter? With two P’s?

Um, do you even know me?

Ewwww I kissed a vegan once, he tasted like onions and hipster beard.