It’s also got a script by award-winning writer Akiva Goldsman. Awards don’t count for much.

I think I heard he did a couple of movies here and there. Probably forgettable stuff if true.

One does not simply recast Gary Oldman.

I also understand that the 1998 movie is greatly improved by crystal meth.

I’ll just leave this here. I doubt anyone will see it, but..

Ever wonder if the Simpsons are the ones actually making their predictions come true? Like, maybe the Stonecutters really are real, and they’re pulling all the world’s strings?

I can totally see him shouting “LOW AND OUTSIDE BRO” to everyone within earshot.

Those women tend to be the ones who are already married, and only vote Trump because they’d prefer to not give their husband another reason to give them a black eye.

If you like pina coladas, and emphasizing Barack Hussein...

Simpsons did it!

It’s a 2018 update of Escape (The Pina Colada Song).

Underestimate the number of women whose racism trumps their feminism at your own peril. There are . . . many.

That dude in the header image has definitely gotten into multiple fights at slow-pitch softball tournaments.

Prediction: at least two progressives trying to troll lonely Cult 45 members will accidentally catfish each other and find a legitimate connection on this site when they figure it out

Either that, or you know a lot of liars.

You lucky, lucky bastard. I have family that are Trump supporters. To be fair, I don’t know how many of them are smart and organized enough to have ever voted, but they unequivocally love the guy.

Absolutely. WaPo published an in-depth investigation last year into Obama’s struggles to both get the word out and punish the Russians for their interference, and GOP leaders, including McTurtle, pretty much shut it down.

Starred for explicking!

Dear Rep. Schiff,

It’s simple: Trump is psychotic.