I’m going to continue to do exactly what I tell my kids to do, lie unabashedly on behalf of sociopathic half-wits to the detriment of the country. I wonder why my kids don’t have any friends?

That is the best she can do after 5 years of training? Ouch...

Lesson one is just give up your stuff (then run).

“Learning combat. Learning hand-to-hand combat.”

“...somewhere between “the need to build more energy-efficient home appliances” and “gum that loses its flavor too quickly.””

“You’re great players, but no one voted for you.”

And typically a shorter barrel that can be moved around more quickly, and adjustable stocks, but your point stands.

“Removing guns from the equation just makes it “Fuck you, stab them” or ‘Fuck you, get your buddies and beat them to death.”

“Guns didn’t change.”

Is it just me, or does it seem like they are setting up Murray Bauman (Brett Gelman) to become Mitchell Ellison (Geoffrey Cantor) in Daredevil?

The money is relatively insignificant to the republicans, the fear of getting “primaried” by the NRA on the other hand....

Texas may be the greatest state, its the Texans I have issues with...

The policeman even used “the magic word” almost non-stop there towards the end: I don’t want to disparage her parents, but damn, she was rude.

“But he’s seen pictures of his father, his father’s mother and his father’s sister—all of whom are white, Tirico says.”

“My co-worker just said that maybe the Japanese planted that 1935 travel book in the national library to divert people from the truth of the photo.”

What are the stats on Evangelical Christians? How many of them think the wife should obey the husband? How many would be ok with the U.S. being a christian theocracy? How many think it is ok if someone else kills an abortion doctor? There may be a difference of degree, but not as much as you might think. The only…