“We does not delete typographical errors ...”

The wording of the tweet makes it sound as though the FBI is sniffing out (heh) an office crop duster.

I love the minions, but I do not understand those memes. Minions don’t lend themselves to memes - there’s no connection for me. The Minion meme is the first meme that really makes me feel like an old.

Tu es bella come la papaya.

Samesies but shhhhhh it is a secret. If you’re not following Kumail Nanjiani I suggest you do it right now.

Anything for vegetarians? That is what I worry about when traveling. Paris 20 years ago would have been impossible if not for the pizza places and Vietnamese restaurants (so good!)

I was once teetering home in my early 20’s with a buddy after a semi boring night of drinking and dancing at pubs in a cheesy suburb (think Strong Island meets the Jersey Shore) when a Joey-Bag-a-Donuts starts calling out to my friend and I. He was showing off for his friends and trying to imply that he knew us,…

I’m 3B except for in the disgusting DC summer when I look like this:

I need Double Stuf, is what I need (but why only one F, when it's DOUBLE?)

Hands down, the BEST. I’ve been to 19 countries, so I know my stuff. This bag is easy to carry (you can wear it as a backpack), has great storage and organization, is super sturdy, and is perfect for the state-side business trip, an international pleasure trip, and a weekend getaway. It’s the only bag I use.

Just popping in to say:

It’s not that I don’t like flowers, it’s more that I think they’re a waste of money. Especially on holidays where you’re all of a sudden paying $70 for a bouquet. I’d much rather go out to a fancy dinner or something.

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

ILY, Ms Davies. Well played.

Damn, Erin, that’s a pretty good play list. It also proves that I am old enough to be your dad, I bet.

Edited to add: Geez, I am starring every comment and every playlist mentioned in this thread. I’ll stop this and just say this is one of the best reads I’ve ever encountered in the Gawker Media Empire, and I am going…

Your last name is Horn and this is about horns.

If you’re going internationally, remember that TSA is a US-based organization, and other countries may have much more stringent checks and severe penalties for bringing it, including incarceration and massive fines, and likely a ban from traveling in that country again.

Oh hey, remember when Dave Grohl hadn’t written the same three songs 20 times each?