Rodney Dangerfield’s doctor, Dr. Vinnie Boombas come to life.

Someone posted this on Deadspin I think, but I love this:

I am DTF Doug Stamper or Frank Underwood. Michael Kelly’s twitter pic of both is super hot.

You have to realize just how radical it was that this nobody, who looked not so much like the sort of actress who would star in a Tom Cruise movie as the personal assistant to the sort of actress who would star in a Tom Cruise movie, was suddenly…starring in a Tom Cruise movie.

Proposed rules for adult fans who catch baseballs:

This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

THIS GUY

And Donald Trump did wax wroth, and wave his tiny hands about!

Buy which—a stainless-steel buttplug or an e-cig? Or have they invented a combo, so one can literally blow smoke up their own ass?

The way you used the noun product of the first action (noodles), as a verb action (noodling) of the second.

I got a weird one today. Like three days ago I was talking about Chocolate Rain, for the first time ever, just talking, and out of nowhere the guy who sings it started following me on Twitter!? Wtf? I have like six followers, why would he of all people suddenly start following me right at this moment?

Mind-melting comparison of six different “trucks and beer” country songs:

This is truly a staggering amount of Would Not Bang.

[reads word “songhazi”]

As the mother of three young children

If they did have a child with handicaps, they’d just use it to milk more donations from the suckers, and play the part of awesome mommy and daddy martyrs.

I cannot stand it when a man gets embarrassed to pick up tampons at the store.

Anyone else see this gem on twitter?

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.

Is Ted Cruz...