All I want in life is NDT/ Bill Nye and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan to compete against each other in some kind of Newlywed Game style game show or just, like, play Cards Against Humanity together or something.

"Jason Derulo is a violently obnoxious person whose pores emanate thirst."

I stand my ground on the Rob Lowe and John Stamos should kiss topic.

this was an act of war

Are you a Padres fan, or just writing from a fan's perspective? Don't toy with me that there could be someone else here, besides me.

Am I the only one who finds that look really gross? Ugh!

What I have always wanted, as a triple D and beyond:

This is the dude who was "exiled to Alaska," and went through with it and ENJOYED it. I mean, how great is that? Even Rihanna (love you Ri but still) wouldn't be caught dead somewhere cold and desolate and remote.

The progress will give rise to a 'Manana generation'

I heard there was a lot of honking and fighting at the summit this year.

At least he didn't lose the hand.

Well played, Met.

I dunno, but rumor is that the face ain't listening...

"Needless to say: FACE."

But we were never gonna survive unless Seal went a little crazy.

Every time I read something about The Rock, I think, "Damn...what a positive Bro-Model for all the douche-bros out there."

I'm surprised there's nothing on Jez about Artie Lange. Or did I miss it somehow?

This must have been the easiest costume ever for her.