Approves.

Didn't someone in San Diego already run rampant in a tank?

Because that is what a school district in San Diego needs... Snow removal.

As my grandpa would say when referring to diarrhea, "better tighten your pucker string."

I shit my pants last week. I don't know if anyone has ever seen the 4chan greentext about pickle shits, but I have learned that it actually might be true. I was eating the last of the pickle chips in the bottom of a jar, and ended up drinking about an inch or two worth of pickle juice to get to them. About 20 minutes…

Personal story: I like working out late at night. Especially in the summer when it is 90 degrees in the sun, I prefer walking along this lit path and doing laps by walking off the trail and onto some sidewalks in an area of Kansas City.

I have all y'all motherfuckers beat, because of my SECRET WEAPON: Multiple infections of Clostridium difficile. I have so many poop stories, you guys.

C. diff, for those of you who are (happily!) uninitiated, is a bacterial infection that causes you to shit, unpredictably and uncontrollably, a liquid that looks like…

WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? I work at a school, and I found a poop in the staff bathroom. Like, right *in front* of the toilet, on the floor. How does that happen?

Unfortunately it does happen.

The ball hits him well before the bat goes around. The ball is dead immediately when it hits him; he should not be responsible for stopping his swing after the ball is dead.

Obviously BMI is going to be imperfect, as will any number like it. But I would not go so far as to call it "dumbass." If you are going to study whether or not obesity contributes to disease then you need to use some number. Whether it is BMI, BSA, gross weight, or some other number from a formula that you make up…

these are shan'ts. Sadly, my husband wore these when I met him (ref:1998).We have learned that he looks like an idiot in them, and we noon get speak of them. They shan't be worn anymore. Biebs didn't get the memo.

Douchebaggalos.

Oh hey look at their mascot: http://www.seminoleisd.net/

I got one of these when I went on a trip to a country where we were warned about pick pockets, but it's also decent for holding stuff while exercising. I can fit my iPhone, chapstick, keys, ID, and emergency cash in it, all while maintaining a streamlined silhouette.

Shart Week

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[cat wiggle; Shaq wiggle- endless loop]

This stuff is amazing - the Earth Science brand is great, their deodorant works well and smells fantastic (but not too scented). Whole Foods carries it.