That's just a mic wire.

I made my own Diva Cup out of organic lentils and hemp.

Dodai, for the love of god, no more beiber panty shots.

my husband calls that a "novelty poop." Like those novelty candles on birthday cakes that keep re-lighting no matter how many times you blow them out.

I like to run (love is probably pushing it) but I loooove pizza. If I could run while eating pizza, I would be a happy camper. I have one non-American parent—that probably explains it. I couldn't trust someone who didn't like pizza.

Occasionally, when my wife lets out a fart around me, I'll just look at her, shake my head and say, "You slut."

Uh. I mean, okay, so she's kind of smart? But, if you're arguing that the books are in any way feminist, or portray a good role model for women, um. I mean, she falls in love with a guy that beats her up. She's mad about it for like a day, and then she totally gets over it, and the whole incident is very much…

I didn't realize how much she looks like Lori Petty,

Since women shouldn't speak on this matter, I'll express my feelings in sign language:

Greetings from a proud soldier in the Girl On Guy Army.

Poor Ryan Klesko looks so sad he has to be sitting next to Rocker.

It says "A night out of drinking with John Rocker." So you get to pay NOT to drink with him.

I have thought since Michael Vick that there should be zero tolerance for felons in football, PERIOD. An NFL career (or any professional sports career)should be a privilege, easily lost for fucking up! There are THOUSANDS of great players waiting in the wings for these team positions, and they should be plugged in…

Chris O'Dowd hugged me once. Because he was in Cardiff and his cell battery was down, and I was on the bus, next to him. And let him use my phone. He used it for like...10 minutes, and I found myself 2 miles past my destination...but it was Roy from IT Crowd so I was totally okay with it. Anyway he hugged me.

Kara I feel like you really missed out on the potential title of a lifetime here: "ANACONDA: DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HON"

I'm not certain these are 'jamming' undies - but I think I would probably veg out with my hedge out in a pair of these. On a Sunday. With popcorn.

Is it a five course meal for twenty people? That's ok. Is it a package of Ramem with bell peppers in it that your significant other heated up for you and he's the best boyfriend ever #soblessed? NO.