If it isn't see-through when it gets wet, really what's the practical difference between a bra and panties and a bikini?

I was thinking about Soso. I like how it's sort of an outside perspective of how Piper must have seemed to everyone when she first got there, and now Piper can see how bullshit her behavior was. It kind of puts into perspective how much Piper has changed.

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

I feel like Jack Black and Timothy Olyphant could play brothers in the most awesome movie ever.

I've been to that venue before. It's outdoors so if you're in the seats it's loud enough that the music will probably drown out a crying infant, but you won't get blasted (still, should have had some sort of earmuffs for the baby, and it's probably best not to bring an infant to something where the experience involves…

Here's my desktop:

My SO refuses to tell me his celebrity crush for this very reason (he is afraid of being judged), but when I confessed my burning desire for Ira Glass, he FREAKED OUT because apparently SO's brother has always been told he's a dead ringer for Ira Glass. We spend a lot of time with SO's brother so I can understand why…

Doing a 6,000 mile, two week road trip with my girlfriend, a friend and his wife and another guy at the end of July. The purpose is to visit baseball stadiums. We're leaving from Chicago and hitting Denver, Seattle, San Francisco, LA Dodgers, San Diego, and Phoenix. Should be entertaining.

I'm going to rant here rather than in a response, because this is an open letter to people who think "the jury is still out":

And we'd miss the noose while trying to do so.

Khalil Greene's available.

The Padres are reaching Cub like levels of ineptitude. Until today, nobody had thrown two no nos against the same team since the Cubs were relevant in World Series discussions.

Telesma summed it up nicely. Many, probably most, of us knew that boy in high school who kind of spoke in cop-speak and acted a little officious and stiff. Nothing wrong with that, and for my part I will own up to having been mean with my sister about those guys, many of whom were good at heart and went on to have…

It seems on par with hating the...Padres.

Textbook backdoor brag right there. Nice work.

Nothing tastes as good as not being able to give blood feels.

I wanted to save the world with a donation of my pretty blood, but I'm just too thin!

I think I'm cranky today, because I wish Canseco wanted to help Beiber with his mental health and career. The lols would be better, and it would make me think Canseco is a sweet idiot. I'd call him a bully, but it's really hard when the receiving end is the Biebs. Thanks for ruining my perfect world, Canseco.