This is me one upping that asshole.

It's pretty rare that you get an ending to a ball game that gives both fanbases what they love the most. St. Louis fans got to see their team win because the other team did something the wrong way and Red Sox fans get something to bitch about.

Great article! You can use a resource like Evernote or Google Docs (where you can share access to a document/file) to assist with planning and share important itineraries and other travel documents.

The only thing that I took from all of this bullshit is: John Stamos is hot.

Interesting but badly incomplete in that it ignores the vast majority of pizza orders, which are placed directly through company websites rather than a third party.

super excited about this but who else would want to see her star in the No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency?

Did I leave the iron on ?

You guys, I'm laughing at this, I'm laughing at your gifs, I'm laughing at wet fart black bean or split pea soup. It was all served to me on a poo poo platter. LAUGHS FOR ALL!!!

SRSLY THO, IS THAT BENJAMIN LINUS??

Seriously. I hate those deals, the ones where you have to "mention the offer" to receive your discount. I refuse. What am I going to do, sidle up to the cash register wearing big sunglasses and a trench coat, glance furtively to each side and then mumble "Uh, I'm here for the hashtag offer?" Do I then slide my…

but how do we sleep while our beds are burning?

Ok but can we please stop using the word "boobies?" That is the most immature, manchild-sounding phrase of all time.

From a D-Backs friend of mine, I liked this:

"Proofreading matters, people." Indeed, Gawker Media. Indeed.

I don't know. I support a woman's autonomy, but just because I tolerate someone's decision, doesn't mean I agree with it. I personally believe that women who get cosmetic surgery set women as a whole back, and makes it harder for the ones who DON'T have it to get by. It is cheating evolution.

Granted I had braces…

Man, I don't even like football and I want to punt him into next Tuesday for perpetuating such a stupid, mindless and misogynistic point of view.

Why couldn't they have done something a little less horrifying? Like a crocodile in the bed of the truck, or make it look like an aquarium.

I think it would be pretty awesome on gingerbread cookies or maybe even substituting it for the peanut butter in peanut butter cookies. Since that takes effort I'll just go with your spoon shoveling method.