Word. And I do sometimes wonder how many people have actually really tried to resist patriarchal norms because in my personal life, with my set of circumstances, I don't feel I have been at all punished in any real meaningful ways. I decided in college (I am almost 40 now, so I have been at this for a long time) that…

I found the Starter Husband idea really helpful after my divorce. As in, "Wow, that wasn't great. What can I take away from this so that my next relationships aren't such passive-aggressive shitpiles?" It was entirely about what I had learned and how to apply it, less so that my next relationship would be necessarily…

I work on a construction crew and we eat the shit out of some yogurt... Sprinkle some nuts and granola in there too. That Greek stuff, everybody is on it... We still talk about sexy time with the ladies n stuff that and farts, we are tough but we love some fuckin yogurt

She just blue herself.

Ah. I see. NEVERMIND THEN.

That was a very vanilla, ahem, list of beautiful men.

That is actually BeBe Winans, a fellow performer that day who volunteered to hold an umbrella for her because it was pouring down rain in DC yesterday. Actually almost all of the performers held umbrellas for each other yesterday because they weren't prepared for the rain.

You forgot "Can't Believe It" by Flo Rida and Pit Bull, who I am confused about, because I was sure they didn't do any original music and just collaborated on others' songs.

Awww, cocksucker. I miss Deadwood.

Is this really how little we give a shit about the abuse of women?

Well the real George Constanza is an architect, so he was probably discussing how to improve American infrastructure with the President.

So does this mean I can complain about your crap punctuation and capitalization?

Hunter’s suit further alleges that KABC-TV has “a history of hiring young, attractive women" for the position of weather producer.

Your wish is my command.

The problem I have with the krispy kream hamburgers is that those donuts are totally inadequate as buns. They literally disintegrate when moisture touches them. Try taking a bite of one of their donuts and hold it in your mouth without chewing- its gone in 10 seconds. Dunk it in coffee? It melts like a cartoon dropped…

Dear Patti Stanger.....You do not loose, you lose. Yes, actually, you lose!

You want a snap? She'll give you a damn SUH-NAPPP!

That kid with the tilted sunglasses, lower-left in the top picture pretty much sums up frat parties.