Nope.

Women's heathcare was the peg they hung their lawsuit on but, IMHO, the whole purpose was to further gut the ACA and reinforce Christian corporate* supremacy. We're just the convenient scapegoats.

Can I have a goat? I WANT a goat. There's a guy in my town who has two goats, and when he takes them for walks he says, "I'm just going out with the kids." He takes them down to a park where they eat acorns and stand around looking interesting. We live in a city, and he has goats! Come ON!

She would love that. She was raised in the house til she got too big and she still wants to put her head in your lap :)

Where do you squeeze him to make the vinegar and water solution shoot out?

No joke indeed. I lived in Denver for six years and learned the importance of the "nibble and wait" method. Otherwise you may find yourself vomiting on the porch of a yurt in the middle of the Rockies and crying at how very, very cold snow is. I mean, hypothetically speaking...

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

The Chris Evans/Sandra Bullock news makes me irrationally happy. I just want her to have all the good things!

This explains why my cat and I just lay around all weekend, and why I've started puking up hairballs on the carpet.

Your last sentence is priceless. I could star it 1,000 times. I am going to use that next time I am asked when I'll be having children.

I don't feel guilty. I fucking hate kids, hate them so much. If I saw a bus coming and there was a kid and a dog in the way and I could only save one, I'd save the dog. Kids suck.

Please don't have kids if you don't like them. You may be educated, reasonable, and financially stable, but kids are people and people know when they aren't wanted and it hurts them. You'd be better off bringing loved kids into an uneducated, poor family than into an environment of indifference.

If you're having kid problems, I feel bad for you, son

Biology doesn't hard wire us to have children; it hard wires us to have sex, and then to fall in love with the children once they arrive. But if we are clear-eyed in not wanting children, we can cheat via birth control. All the fun, none of the kids!

If you don't want children, you probably shouldn't have any. They're expensive, time-consuming and often they just plain smell odd.

Co-signed. There are worse men out there. I would fuck this man until my hip ligaments eroded.