fix the cigarette lighter 

Or you can get a pre-designed burger joint logo tattooed across your flesh to win free burgers for a year.

For real, when I was in high school, a friend’s dad used to drive to Ohio to buy gas because it was cheaper there than it was here in Michigan (I should also note that our town was 79 miles north of the Michigan-Ohio border on I-75).

Or maybe he had a mistress there. In hindsight, that makes much more sense.

My uncle’s A4 has that feature too, it’s great.

Slideshows

This weird looking lever that makes driving funner

That’s more like Cirque de So Lame.

Great, now I’m going to have dreams about a pair of drunken aliens chasing a tiny hula dancer.

A working surface the size of a ping pong table.

Yup.

He locks the doors in case he’s attacked