I don’t know if this qualifies, but for years my dad thought our Chevy LUV was manufactured by Mitsubishi. He didn’t believe me at first when I told him it was actually built by Isuzu.

I was drunk in a bar!  They THREW me into public-k!

And it will also always be Sears Point Raceway. :)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk_in_Public

Apparently Lawrence was unaware that I was quoting a Ron White bit. :)

Lampertini!!

You can go back to the original thread and read them there. :)

I was a broke-ass college student at the time. You were probably right, but I needed transportation and he did what he could to help me get it. And while at the time I resided in LA County, the car was registered in Imperial County where my parents lived and as such getting it to pass just to get the car titled in my…

Fuckin’ A.  I made it in here twice!

Thanks. I’m getting thirsty; where’s the bar around here?

My wife has been screwed multiple times by her auto mechanic.

Yay!  Stars are working again.

Had to pay MSRP, didja?

I’d say yes, but it probably wasn’t intentional.

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Sounds to me like she wanted to be screwed by this particular mechanic.

And as for the Celica I mentioned....

Okay, I have an actual story of my own, besides the one I stole from Ron White. :)

“Jiffy Boob”