Yes, I’m getting an implant. It takes a few months, though. Needless to say it ain’t cheap either!

The Brits also refer to arugula as rocket.

There used to be a group of guys several years ago who autocrossed 4A-GE swapped Starlets here in the Bay Area.  They were pretty kick-ass little cars.

Living out here in California, I’d have to gas up several times to get to the nearest Culver’s.  But I’ve heard enough good things about them that I’ll definitely give them a try if I ever find myself near one.

I didn’t know fish had hands...

I realize there aren’t really many basic variations to this, but what you presented looks pretty much like you took Alton Brown’s hummus recipe, doubled it, omitted the parsley, and added red pepper flakes. I don’t doubt this is good hummus, but this is hardly a recipe to get snooty over.

I don’t necessarily have a go-to at JITB, but one constant is I always get the curly fries.

My go-to is an In-N-Out Double Double, animal style, with fries and a Coke. It’s not often I order anything else at In-N-Out, other than maybe getting the burger with grilled onions instead of animal style. Or occasionally I’ll spring for a 3x3.

That looks very similar to the GE refrigerator my grandmother had for aeons.

Looks good enough, still running, reasonable mileage. Yeah, it’s worth $3950.

My ideal PB&J?  The one in my hand which I’m preparing to shove into my facehole. :)

I know, right?  Then again, if he’s as young as he looks, he’s probably not well versed in the female anatomy. :)

“My mom said growing up there were some pretty bad ones that split roads.”

It’s the vehicular equivalent of “I hit him in the fist with my face”.

I actually grew up in Imperial, but yeah, that area pretty much only makes the news when a major earthquake hits.  I still have vivid memories of the 1979 quake.

My old hometown made the news. Who woulda thunk - short of a major earthquake?

“ as all my cars had shitty Sparkomatic (yeah, that was a real brand) tape decks that didn’t have reverse buttons”

Next time, tether your mattress to the shore. :)

“Nah, man, I only fucked her four times.  I just have really bad luck!”

“Is my answer going to be in a slideshow of screenshots tomorrow?”