So.... it’s Travis Scott’s fault that the McDonald’s near my house can’t sell me a Quarter Pounder lately.

My experience with “spicy” food at major chains bears this out - most of it is Midwestern hot.

Yup.  Some people put that $#!+ on everything.

Always make sure you clean your ash!

In other news, water is wet.

Well, it IS an Alfa...

The car looks nice from the outside, but with the issues it already has I’d say it’s priced at least $2-3K too high. I’d be tempted if it were around $5K or so (and if I were enough of a masochist to want to own an Alfa).

No, that’s the Dave Holland meal. ;)

“Taco Belle isn’t Mexican food”

Fun-ish fact:  One of the many drummers for Judas Priest is named Scott Travis.

Sometimes, but for me Taco Bell is usually what triggers “Sicko Mode”.

I saw this on the McD’s drive-thru menu and the first thought that entered this Gen-Xer’s head was “Who the fuck is Travis Scott?”

And while they’re at it, maybe they can unfuck the comment section.

Another way to reduce your takeout trash:  Cook at home.

Famous last words.

“Also, there were stunts where 4 women pulling a rope moved a very heavy steam locomotive.”

At least she has her finger off the trigger...

I found exactly one 924S on Autotrader. One year older, a few thousand more miles on the clock, and listed at about half of what this one is. OTOH, that one is in NH and could be rusted all to hell.

I don’t know if she’s done it lately, but my sister began making her own mayonnaise when her son was diagnosed with a number of strange food reactions.  She says it’s really easy if you have a stick blender.