An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A cheeseburger walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

I don’t see Penske picking him up, between having three cars of their own and a technical partnership with the Wood Brothers.

As can many smaller cats.

I don’t have the exact one pictured, but I bought a Contigo mug several months ago.  With it fully closed, I can turn it upside-down and not spill a drop.

Trick-or-treating is just socially acceptable panhandling.  Change my mind.

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender serves the gorilla his beer, and figuring the gorilla isn’t too bright, says, “That’ll be ten dollars.” The gorilla grudgingly pays.

I still say they need to introduce Van Halen M&M’s (no brown ones).

Sometimes you just have to give them what they want, and give it to ‘em good and hard...

Neat little car.

NSU did the early development on the rotary engine... and went broke in the process.

The Prinz had a reciprocating engine.

Don’t forget the NSU Ro80...

I’m a little torn on this one. It is really nice, and probably wasn’t especially common when new. Less so now when you account for how rust-prone Japanese cars of this era were.

We’ll just have to tell your mom we ate it all...

I’m no fan of the original, but something tells me this will be a Weak Ass Parody.

That “purple” interior looks very brown to my eyes... maybe it’s all the smoke in the air here in CA...

Nope.

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I’d rather have this as a wagon.  Still an NP though.