And the other one.

Well, of course, but there's little to no comedy underlying his character. He's just a little prick. And the kid he picks on, and ohhh he has a crush on a girl, and GET BACK TO THE JOKES

I love everything involving the adult actors. I hate everything involving the kids. Seriously, I do not care about the dramatic struggles of some telegenic preadolescents, and I want to punch that little redhead kid in the goddamn face. Stupid TV, be more funny!

It's a scientific fact! The Mayflower Compact paved the way for the Articles of Confederation which cleared the way for the United States Constitution. The stage was now set for the New World Order, which I believe was some sort of global totalitarian government.

You are not listening to pembroke. The joke is not "lol, who would want to see Mexico Vs Portugal" - the joke is that they are indeed both good at soccer, but neither could reasonably be considered "the greatest nation on earth" beyond their soccer prowess.

The common refrain is "if you make it a crime to own a gun, only criminals will own guns". Like, if we get rid of half the country's guns, then only the evil people will be left with guns and we'll all die.

That whole Villains album was excellent and I'm not afraid to say it. One of those bands forever tarnished by their overplayed hit. Their follow-up self-titled album had some highlights too.

Don't forget "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)".

This guy sure plays a lot of parking lots. I wonder if they know he's going to be there, or if he's just rapping in the lot before he goes to see the show he bought a ticket for.

I have a cold.

Having never seen any movie involving them and only having a general concept of what they are, I would say most of my hatred of them stems from my facebook feed getting flooded full of stupid image macros with these things who apparently cannot speak a word of english having very strong opinions about every social and…

Don't bother; it's just 200 pages of words that rhyme with Corey.

This morning we were driving down Route 401, and we thought they knew how to rock in Durham! But nobody rocks like…
[checks back of guitar]
Raleigh!

I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there.

Sexy results

I didn't have older siblings to tell me what's cool, but I had the next best thing: Beavis and Butt-Head. This video blew my fucking mind:

"Is this Mad Magazine?"
"No, it's Mademoiselle. We're buying our sign on the installment plan."

"You can relax and get down with good food that won't keep you waitin'. Dinnertimin' or anytimin', going out is easy at McDonald's."

Videotape is only the last track if you don't include the second disc, which has some of the best songs on the album.

It specifically says "Fender Telecaster" and I'm not above suing for false advertising over something I didn't pay for!