scottydawg
I am Jack's complete lack of compassion
scottydawg

So for a second, I thought my Automatching service may be in jeopardy,then I took the quiz. The methodology behind this is like someone going to a nutritionist to lose weight and the doctor says, “What kind of lightbulbs do you use?

Not sure if I’d call this an electrical fire. You don’t squirt water on something that is “live”. Sure the batteries can deliver electricity, but when they’re just sitting there, unconnected to anything, I would consider this more a chemical fire

He’s the sonic boom of stupid.

Why on earth do the Repubs keep saying the word ‘liberal’ like it’s a bad thing?

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

thought it was just me that gets the urge to aim for those...

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?

Glad to see they’re undeterred. That guy’s pants, though — full of deterred.

For those of you whining about a Ferrari engine in a Toyota and how X engine would be better... Just enjoy the fact that you haven’t seen this done before. Cars would be so boring if the same thing was done over and over and over.

It looks like an MG, Triumph, and Bentley had a threeway, and this was the resulting bastard of questionable parentage.

I don’t know, man. She’s doin something with her life. I’ve got a stuffed anteater.

You lost me at Facebook messenger.

Oh no sir, we definitely sold all of those cars! You betcha we did!

It’s not. It’s a dumb thing.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

*South Carolina.
Sorry, we don’t get to claim much in the way of good things down here in Charleston.

did Michael Okuda consult on the dash display?

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.