So for a second, I thought my Automatching service may be in jeopardy,then I took the quiz. The methodology behind this is like someone going to a nutritionist to lose weight and the doctor says, “What kind of lightbulbs do you use?

Not sure if I’d call this an electrical fire. You don’t squirt water on something that is “live”. Sure the batteries can deliver electricity, but when they’re just sitting there, unconnected to anything, I would consider this more a chemical fire

He’s the sonic boom of stupid.

Why on earth do the Repubs keep saying the word ‘liberal’ like it’s a bad thing?

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

thought it was just me that gets the urge to aim for those...

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But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?

I am always pleasantly surprised by how clean I can get things with just water.

The real-world explanation for the different looks is that make up got better.

Watching it in real time, I truly believed I had just witnessed her death.

Oh, I dunno, maybe driving into a tunnel on a nice sunny day or something.

Except you can take self darkening sunglasses off the exact moment you need to. Can’t do that with contacts.

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Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.