5 MPH bumpers, they really served little purpose and uglyfied many cars take the MGB as an example

So we are jumping to conclusions that this is her fault? Just because she collided with the truck doesn't imply responsibility.

"This works so well!" *rolls window down* "Oh shit, wanted to adjust my seat" *rolls window up* "Now it's too hot" *rolls window down* "I need to pause the movie" *rolls window up*

Yaris more to this than meets the eye.

Stay in your car, unless it's on fire, until the crunching stops. And keep your seat belt on. Even crunched, the car will provide a lot more protection than your squishy body will.

The only thing that I would want is the engine. Who the fuck steals & strips a Viper but leaves the motor? It's like robbing a bank but only stealing the pens.

Anything with this logo on it...

If it rotated a full 360 degrees, how would you know from the chalk marks? ;-)

When asked if Peverley will be able to return to play hockey again, doctors said it was too early to tell whether the next lockout would be permanent or not.

Kinda ruins it, but OK.

Glad this wasn't an article by Doug...

Some bitchin jumps would help.

Yes, by Tesla.

Aw, look at all the Little Caesars.

Jeep does not, I repeat NOT, need its own emoji car.

Way to commit.

I’m going to have to call bullshit on this. Why would this mysterious Russian push her into traffic when she clearly wanted a gig in sports?

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

Sadimir Poutin'

Photoshop—they don't use real headlights in NASCAR.