So if the insurance company gets wind of this kind of idiocy, are they able to deny the claim based on illegal behavior?

The damping on those shocks is insane. Reminds me of stadium trucks.

Ah yes, the popping of rev limiters, chattering of wastegates, whine of straight-cut gears, and the scream of straight-piped four bangers. My pants are strangely tight now.

Was Calvin and Hobbes actually in a newspaper? Had no idea.

Thanks very much. The problem was, when I finished it, I didn’t like the car very much.

It died, along with my soul, during a rotisserie restoration of an MGB.

Someone tried to GIVE me one of these. It was in better condition than this one. I refused. The build quality on these is the worst I have ever seen, except for Yugos.

That’s it? That’s what they came up with?

He looks like an actor playing the president on a Hallmark channel made-for-tv movie.

These motherfuckers have been hounding me for a year because I used some internet vin search to research a car I was thinking about buying.

Holy shit, I bought a Wrangler yesterday. That’s awesome.

Where can one obtain those super neat steelies?

Sad bunny is sad.

I would never claim that shitshow. Such an embarrassment.

Goatse wallet.

They were probably attracted to the engine sound. When I use a chop saw in the summer I get attacked by locusts.

Definitely not realistic, someone would have stolen his phone.

I dunno if this is an appropriate reference to ‘moose test’. The moose test measures how a car handles during a sudden avoidance maneuver. This is just someone on a wet road who had no time to react hitting a moose. If the moose test was about how well a car protects you from flying moose, then I’d say it was…

That was fantastic.

It’s called a torque wrench for a reason.