I dunno if this is an appropriate reference to ‘moose test’. The moose test measures how a car handles during a sudden avoidance maneuver. This is just someone on a wet road who had no time to react hitting a moose. If the moose test was about how well a car protects you from flying moose, then I’d say it was…

That was fantastic.

It’s called a torque wrench for a reason.

New Jeep? Not for long! (Unless it’s a JK driven by a soccer mom)

Okay, so now I know that HamNo is a lot like my grumpy uncle Dick who hates cars and technology in equal measure. That aside, that was a funny review.

It’s all very 1999 high school graduation, yet Celine sang all of them with her eyes closed and a faraway expression as if she were daydreaming about the hand jobs I hope she and René can one day give each other in heaven.

I have that (trivia retainus maximus) as well, and it also annoys my wife to no end. Especially since I can’t even remember what day the trash goes out.

Needs more images and numbers, it’s like not even a year old and already dated. That’s effed up.

That was goddamn amazing. Thank you.

Dammit Doug, way to hook me. Had to buy it on Amazon.

Finding any color scrapes on the motorcycle could also help find the vehicle.

Your in-depth knowledge of late model Korean crapcans is amazing. Do you work at a car dealership?

Never lift.

850i yes.

Uhhhh... what kind of hockey are you watching?

Always check the puddles with a stick. And never go wheeling alone. Even a winch wouldn’t have helped me here, nothing to anchor it to.

I think the least noticed design trend is in modern cars, and it’s the flat beveled fender lip. And I hate it.

That was... actually pretty great.

Is your name really Thorin? That is so cool.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but that is actually pretty sweet looking.