Is your name really Thorin? That is so cool.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but that is actually pretty sweet looking.

That’s actually genius.

Half the vehicles on Paris streets are scooters and motorcycles anyway. They need to ban two-strokes.

...your mom.

“We determined that the story does not meet our editorial standards and have therefore removed the post,”

Sounds kinda dumb.

They should have gone with “The Guild” angle, that would have been sweet.

A dirt bike? Really?

They oughta protect the rest of the building, just sayin’.

Gotta say it, but I think it would be better if the actor’s roles were reversed.

This looks fun.

It’s almost like they’re *trying* to crash.

RETCON ALERT! BWOOOP BWOOP