I’m sorta wondering why he didn’t downshift to bleed off some speed.

You had me until the last sentence.

Dammit I read that in his voice.

What’s the slidey thing on the side for?

no the taboola ones at the bottom.

...does not remove the ones at the bottom.

Hopefully he doesn’t fondle it like that though.

No, on ice.

I would be a lot more receptive to this if he hadn’t touched every single piece of ice with his hands multiple times.

R.R.S. Just A Flesh Wound

Well, we know who didn’t watch the video.

“The magnets push out the nail darts so fast that it’s basically a mini crossbow mixed with a nailgun railgun”

Fuck me, that’s sexy.

IT. dammit.

I bet that smelled GREAT.

They could put playing cards in the wheel spokes to make is sound more like NASCAR.

I love how this concept screams “Fuck the NHTSA!”

No problems with our AWS assets in Northern VA. Amazon.com working for me ok.

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DOGS?