“The neat thing about Hyundai’s new compact sedan is the technology it packs: options like automatic braking with pedestrian detection, lane keeping, blindspot monitoring, an auto-opening trunk, and pivoting headlights.”

The front is AMAZING. The rear, not so much. And what’s up with those skinny Prius tires?

As a Lions fan, I can confirm that this is in fact true.

That is fuckin rad.

except it uses water jets.

Anchor chain hole maybe?

No, it’s in North Charleston, South Carolina.

Haha that is in North Charleston/Goose Creek, SC. Color me surprised.

“crazy high idle” = vacuum leak in big intake boot.

NEVER LIFT.

depreciating != deprecating.

I have come to the conclusion that marathon runners are inherently masochists.

I think they just don’t want to work on older cars.

Fewer industrial-sized SUVs and pickup trucks.

Redneck is not a regional affliction.

A lot of Euro cars came in this way, in the 80’s they had to be Federalized, with headlights, gauges, etc. I had an 85 BMW 635csi that was absolutely a Euro car imported by someone in the military, yet it had US headlights and MPH gauges that were installed when the car was imported.

What do YOU mean, you guys?

I watched for nearly 2 hours last night and I could feel my IQ points slipping away...

These should all be #1.

How many naugas had to die for that dashboard cover?