Whatever the hell that is in the top picture. Yes.

“That’s what you’re looking at here: a tiny, only-choice econobox with 23 or so HP turned into a 150 HP rally monster, defying gravity and sounding like a bear running by wearing a swarm of bees in aluminum underpants.”

Don’t use oily rags. Use a solvent like acetone.

Only one? Shit!

Welcome to southern Ireland.

Thank you for helping me realize what I hate so much about modern cars. The fender lip. That flat cutoff at the fender lip is on EVERYTHING now. I hate it.

Whose collection is this?

Oh so meh. SHould have gone 68-72.

But now I have this so.

I miss my 85 Euro e24...

Wow, plastic rust!

You had me at hello.

“Ten hours of maximum focus and maximum adrenaline had left me drained.”

Don’t do it in a base model rental Ford Escape. You’ll barf. Ask me how I know. Actually, don’t.

No, they look like futuristic rocket buggies. Seriously.

I saw a lot of these in Paris. All I know is that I WANT.

FYI it’s worth noting that you will need an electronic dimmer specifically for LED lighting, a regular rheostat will not work... unless I’m missing something.

Deviled eggs are not Southern.

I think that’s kinda what I did.

Before you slag on the NHTSA, take a look at some of the complaints. A lot of them are on par with Youtube and CNN comments.