Don’t do it in a base model rental Ford Escape. You’ll barf. Ask me how I know. Actually, don’t.

No, they look like futuristic rocket buggies. Seriously.

I saw a lot of these in Paris. All I know is that I WANT.

FYI it’s worth noting that you will need an electronic dimmer specifically for LED lighting, a regular rheostat will not work... unless I’m missing something.

Deviled eggs are not Southern.

I think that’s kinda what I did.

Before you slag on the NHTSA, take a look at some of the complaints. A lot of them are on par with Youtube and CNN comments.

I’ve just been in Ireland for a week and now in Paris for another and I can just say, wow. The cars here are INSANE. I just sit at the cafes and watch them go by. My wife thinks I’m an idiot.

...or a tempur-pedic bed. Can’t recommend them enough. I have had rotator cuff surgery and a bad lower back. I’m surprised I ever actually get out of bed anymore.... damn you, work.

Also: Dickhead radar. So you can tell when someone around you is about to do something stupid.

Too bad they’re making like 5 GTI’s, which is what people actually want.

What’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

Man, worst car of the 90’s? That’s a pretty fuckin’ deep field, Patrick.

These kind of loans allow for the long-term progressive thinking and ideas that are not important to venture capitalists, who are primarily concerned with short-or-medium term financial gain. They are crucial.

Dear Porsche,

I gotta give it to the guy... he fully committed.

NEVER LIFT.

I KNOW I SURE DO.

For what it’s worth, my E28 535i is smaller in every dimension than a current 3 series, so maybe a 4-door 2-series is OK... even the 2 series coupe has a longer wheelbase than the e28.