Don’t do it in a base model rental Ford Escape. You’ll barf. Ask me how I know. Actually, don’t.

No, they look like futuristic rocket buggies. Seriously.

It all hangs together, dude.

I saw a lot of these in Paris. All I know is that I WANT.

This is great! Seriously. I’m a big fan of nuclear energy... we need to keep developing new technology to make it safer and better, instead of relying on analog technology that was developed more than a quarter century ago.

FYI it’s worth noting that you will need an electronic dimmer specifically for LED lighting, a regular rheostat will not work... unless I’m missing something.

Deviled eggs are not Southern.

I think that’s kinda what I did.

Before you slag on the NHTSA, take a look at some of the complaints. A lot of them are on par with Youtube and CNN comments.

I’ve just been in Ireland for a week and now in Paris for another and I can just say, wow. The cars here are INSANE. I just sit at the cafes and watch them go by. My wife thinks I’m an idiot.

Agree. <3 Amazon Prime.

...or a tempur-pedic bed. Can’t recommend them enough. I have had rotator cuff surgery and a bad lower back. I’m surprised I ever actually get out of bed anymore.... damn you, work.

Got a distinctly ‘Pi’ vibe from that ad spot.

This looks like an Etch-a-Sketch... so will be perfect for executives.

What, uh, if they use well water?

Also: Dickhead radar. So you can tell when someone around you is about to do something stupid.

Too bad they’re making like 5 GTI’s, which is what people actually want.

What’s in the box? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

Man, worst car of the 90’s? That’s a pretty fuckin’ deep field, Patrick.