These are all things that I know NOW.

AS did I. Also I misunderstood what Comprehensive insurance means. Fortunately the car was not that valuable but... it still sucked.

That was fucking hilarious.

Sorry, that's total horseshit about damaging the Jeep. Clearly you've never owned one.

Some people like ugly things... ask my wife.

I'm okay with that.

13. Sell for about half what you sunk into it.

But she recovered enough to take a souvenir photo of the two of us, now resembling decrepit refugees from Last Of The Summer Wine.

You boys are gettin' SERIOUS now.

Shoulda just rocked it between drive and reverse a couple of times.

What in the actual fuck is going on here. A luxury sedan, with an auto... with fender blarghs.

No, that's okay. El-Verde, on the other hand, has a problem.

That's extremely impressive. Not only did he break the glass while naked, he dented the FUCK out of the tailgate. Like deformed it pretty badly.

I agree with Shilly. Songs are not substantially similar enough.

They are performing valuable research for Mars buggies of the future.

FYI WD-40 has no silicone in it, and is a type of light machine oil. Do not use it to lubricate weatherstripping. Use silicone spray on a rag. Or Gummi-Pflege.

14k a day to a worldwide parts supplier is like 1 penny a day to you and I.