scottydawg
I am Jack's complete lack of compassion
scottydawg

Never feel bad about pointing out idiocy when you see it. You may have fewer friends, but the ones you do have will appreciate your honesty.

A cop turning his lights on behind you does not mean 'whenever you feel like pulling over, 'kay?'

Not really all that 'Pure Italia', eh?

I have the weirdest boner right now. Seriously.

Badass. That is all.

Whatever. I still think they're ugly. Thats why I bought an E24.

that's not really a lot of mileage.

Don't dis Yog'Shoggoth's ride, bro.

Dammit Patrick, you broke the internet. Again.

My 635 uses torque bars to hold up the trunk.

That's an ipad with Amplitube on it.

This one is an outie.

You fuckin' rock, Torch.

Fuck that noise.

FREAKISHLY SMALL ARM AND HAND. That's the real costume. Genius.

I really liked that movie. And yes he was good in it.

SOMEBODY needs to look up the definition of 'decimated'.

There is definitely something to be said for the sheer audacity of putting pictures of them flogging the shit out of the car in the ad.

Wait, Sweden has a navy?