I happen to like junk.

Yes fun but they are so dated and fugly.

TRUE DAT

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

There's no holder for the Big Gulp spit cup.

What in the almighty fuck is that thing?

JETSONS SOUND!

Wait, these things are in production? Holy crap.

You forgot this one:

This is all I needed to see to agree with you, Doug. Good article though.

Did you mean masochists?

....if I could star you like a bazillion times, I would.

who wants to buy my 635?

I. LIKE. THIS.

Jesus Christ, that's terrifying.

"Yes, they're paying for your oil changes and your tire rotations. But they're also getting you in the service bay, where they undoubtedly try to sell you a wide variety of other items, all of which help to pay for that free stuff they're giving away."

"billionaire muppet king"

I love this more than meth.

This this this, one thousand times this.

I bought a 1985 BMW 635CSi. WTF was I thinking.