Parker, that is the most succinct essay on how most racecar drivers are slickery media whores I have ever read. Don't take that the wrong way.

It is kinda strange. But we do have an American-centric view of this, so it's not surprising that we're a little weirded out by it.

The only thing that's Lexus on that 570 are the body panels. Seriously, it's just like NASCAR.

I literally cringed back from the computer when I scrolled down to this image. Thanks.

What the fuck is this i don't even

I love you.

I'd like to change "chihuahua" to "hagfish", Alex.

Now it just looks like a Lexu.... HEY WAITAMINUTE

love the little hello kitty smile under the fishnet stocking.

WHAT IS THIS MEME

OK, OK I TAKE IT BACK. Sorry puppy.

"What's the weirdest French car ever made" is like asking "What's the ugliest chihuahua".

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Too soon.

You lost me at 'electric steering'.

You know what they say, second place is just the first loser. Wishing you much better luck this season Parker.

That is seriously disturbing.

a little plastic stick wouldn't trap me...

Humm... maybe put gates on BOTH SIDES OF THE ROAD and BOTH SIDES OF THE TRACKS.