My '80 Ford Fiesta was an awesome car.

That is the eightiest eighties car EVAR.

I rather enjoyed that. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

That's a pretty serious derp face.

So, what you're saying is, speed may have been a factor?

Color me satisfied.

Waaaait. The Charlotte Checkers are in the AHL now?

I would paint it like the Magic School Bus.

I always merge late on lane closures, mostly because it's the quickest way, but a little because it's kind of a dick move.

Please tell me this is a stock image. I will be so happy if so.

I would like one of these.

This, this, one thousand times this.

The robbery of the Apple Store, which is the retail arm of a small Californian electronics firm, occurred early this morning when a stolen Opel Corsa was crashed into the store. Thieves took iPhones, laptops, and iPads, and escaped in two Audis.

Try dry pavement next time.

That was fantastic. I wish every game was broadcast like this.

Going over the whoops is hauling ass over large dunes or sand hills fast enough to get air.

Although I did not see any whoops.

Oh I get it now.

I'm having the same problem.

You are so high, Jason. But in a productive and funny way.