That idiot deserves to have his license suspended for that.

You've clearly never driven on California freeways. Sometimes it's like opposite day.

The Land Rover, a British-made all-terrain vehicle that will earn a reputation for its use in exotic locales, debuts at an auto show in Amsterdam on April 30, 1948. The first Land Rover, known as the Series 1, was the brainchild of Maurice Wilks, the head designer for the British car company Rover, of which his…

Luckily, I have an immediate solution to this problem. Whoever came up with this inane idea at each major rental car company should simply take all the bound keys and, one by one, force them deeply into their own rectums with their fingers.

Man, I have the weirdest boner after watching that.

They do it so they can nail you for a double charge if you lose the keys. KA-CHING!

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Wow. That was about as exciting as watching grass grow.

Ask the seller if the car comes with a sweater made out of Burt Reynolds' chest hair.

Not really that cool. We need a little more action on the vertical plane, like a flip or something.

WORD.

Well, I've always wondered when they would make a Chia car. Now I know.

My wife had an XC90 with that Yamaha V8. It was a great motor. She also had the 5-cylinder one, what a piece of crap.

Meh. Not a fan of this, it's a transition car.

You missed the best one:

I seriously doubt it can take a pounding like an XJ. I am not a fan of XJs, I'm a TJ man myself, but those things can take a real beating and stand back up and ask for more. I seriously doubt all those fiddly axle bits and double wishbone rear (seriously?) would stand up to a real expedition. I could be wrong, but I…

I hate those damned hamsters. Not you, Richard. I like you.

I would drive it as far into the woods as I could, then douse it in gasoline and burn it.

Cadillac: You're doing it right.

Speed limit is 60 on that highway.