Luckily, I have an immediate solution to this problem. Whoever came up with this inane idea at each major rental car company should simply take all the bound keys and, one by one, force them deeply into their own rectums with their fingers.

Man, I have the weirdest boner after watching that.

They do it so they can nail you for a double charge if you lose the keys. KA-CHING!

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Wow. That was about as exciting as watching grass grow.

Ask the seller if the car comes with a sweater made out of Burt Reynolds' chest hair.

Not really that cool. We need a little more action on the vertical plane, like a flip or something.

WORD.

Well, I've always wondered when they would make a Chia car. Now I know.

My wife had an XC90 with that Yamaha V8. It was a great motor. She also had the 5-cylinder one, what a piece of crap.

Meh. Not a fan of this, it's a transition car.

You missed the best one:

I seriously doubt it can take a pounding like an XJ. I am not a fan of XJs, I'm a TJ man myself, but those things can take a real beating and stand back up and ask for more. I seriously doubt all those fiddly axle bits and double wishbone rear (seriously?) would stand up to a real expedition. I could be wrong, but I…

I hate those damned hamsters. Not you, Richard. I like you.

I would drive it as far into the woods as I could, then douse it in gasoline and burn it.

Cadillac: You're doing it right.

Speed limit is 60 on that highway.

Damn, La Jolla Village Drive is a very wide road with a low speed limit. You'd have to screw up pretty bad to wipe out like that.

I have the weirdest boner right now...

I drive that road every day to work and back. He is going 50. And being a jackass.