Sometimes we stretch the truth to make a joke work. Kind of like how we don't actually use his blood to make vaccines. But the science fact is appreciated in case anyone is looking to become more educated by the folks in the comment section. 

Dave is immune to tetanus and other forms of Fe2O3 at this point due to his lifetime of exposure. They actually use his donated blood to make those tetanus vaccines.

Just needs a few decals on that large white side panel.

Unfortunately this trend will continue because led headlights are the new cool thing. I’ve never liked them because of the glare, the lack of distance they achieve, and the color temperature. Bring back proper HID lighting

So the only difference then is the motor. You seemed to object to the fact that the mean mower is a race motor in a custom chassis, but then stated you used highly modified lawn engines in custom chassis. 

There is a company that armors more standard fare vehicles if I recall. Yes a decked out g wagon shouts for attention, but you can also get an armored Toyota Corolla as well. Though I would think the g wagon would handle the weight better.

People are using 3d printers to make larger scale Lego pieces. So it's only a matter of time. Plus Lego themselves built that life size bugatti

Ford continues to ST all the things. 

I know those wheels were available in 96 and 97. I had a 96 extended cab, same color, same wheels. 

Hardbody was made from 86.5 to 97 (seems familiar) so theres plenty of them out there. But these 2 look identical. Probably ‘96 or ‘97 models. They both have the updated dashboard which arrived in 94. But they'll run forever if you change the timing chain guides when they start to rattle. Guess I'll head to Tennessee…

I think the 276 hp gentlemen’s agreement worked fine for all parties involved.

3rd and 4th: so Trump wants to make epa targets easier to hit, and the automakers oppose this. So why don’t they just set their own higher standard and work towards it? If the EPA says 35mpg and they hold their own standard at 40mpg, where's the beef with that? Must be something missing in this equation

Recently bought a Honda pilot and contemplated the oddessy. I was shocked to find out the oddessy was longer than the pilot, nearly as tall, and 400lbs heavier. Those vehicles are so close in every comparison that it's unreal. 

Jalopnik: mad libs edition

The hero's are always in the comments. Attaboy

. . . Checks brownie points balance with the wife. . . . . .

Not sure why I'm being brought into this, but yeah, NP

This. Or something with readily available and cheaper parts. I don't know much about rally racing, but it looks like hell on parts. And with the risk of total loss being higher than road racing, it would be a shame to lose an m3

Why is it always fire some folks? Why can’t it be the top 100 executives take a 10% pay cut? Mike and Dave in customer service aren’t responsible for a 4% decrease in gross margin, but you know who is? Fucking Kevin, VP of the fucknut division who axed the focus and fiesta.