Best part, I was totally in on the joke. Dad jokes are my thing now. I also previously peaked and have the offspring to show for it

Whats "up dog"?

So yeah, razzle dazzle roughly translates to “blend in". I can now see the confusion as to why we get so many shades of meh (although VW does have a good special order pallette)

Ill buy 2 if VW offers that color scheme and calls it "Razzle Dazzle"

Did you miss the f type rally car article? I honestly think it's a brilliant idea. 

Did you not see the announcement earlier this month?

My work van had a swing down ladder rack. Worked fine for the first year until the gas strut broke. 

Good car. And it could sell better if they ever decide to stop the Subaru Legacy from dominating the wagon segment.

People wonder why the prices of smart TVs have come down so much. Manufacturers can lower the entry price and attempt to make revenue on the back end via ads and services. Even Amazon's fire tablets come in two versions, a more expensive ad free version, and a cheaper ad laden version. At least there you get the…

I couldn’t agree more. Everyone should look into buying a Corvette, especially if you currently own/drive a viper. I repeat, if you own a viper, you should immediately sell it, even if you take a loss, so you can capitalize on this Z06 rush before prices skyrocket. Again, sell viper, buy a Vette. 

proper GLK

Ran when parked. No tire kickers. I know what I got. 

Calm down Thanos

I too like to expose my condoms to extreme heat and uv exposure that only a dashboard can offer. 

Ok, so if removable batteries aren’t going to be a thing, what about supplemental batteries? Like those battery packs for charging our other devices. Make them suitcase sized with some kind of standardized connector (USB C???) that connects in the trunk. So a quick stop by the rental place and your 200 mile range is…

So Ford “scrapped” the “focus active” and now they release a car that by all means looks like it could be called a “focus active”, but they are gonna call it the “escape”.

Single dad here. As a guy I have little business shopping at Target. But I’ll be damned if it isn’t full of single moms of high quality who stare at me like a piece of meat.

They had an opportunity to bribe me with some swag. One of the problems when I bought 2 cars was that they accidentally titled the second car as used. So they called and asked me to come down and resign paperwork. We agreed on a time and I said no problem, everything is done so resigning shouldn't take but 15 or 30…

Well, I used to sell cars so it’s more than just a survey. The reason they beg for perfect scores and offer oil changes is simple. Greed. If they get paid commission, then their take from that sale is dependent on a good survey. So when I burned them on the surveys, anyone who made a commission from the sale had to…

I have a reluctant badge of honor. My local Mazda dealer no longer wants my business. They actually refused to offer me a price quote and asked me to leave.