Remember this, everyone?

Apparently, what those “looters” should’ve done is to open a store and then loot their customers.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

What if I told you he just chewed a shit load of Ice Breakers™ gum? Would you feel better then?

I don’t think the thing with Euron is that out there. Once they captured the Wight it makes sense that they would Raven ahead to tell them. Then Cersei can just say “whatever they show us, pretend it freaks you out and bail”.

The religious con and the patriotic con are the most widely used and the most successful, because the marks come through the door ready to believe, and anyone who doesn’t believe is Satan or a Commie.

Typical, the right wingnut fails to get the joke.

Joel Osteen is a piece of shit (obviously). But seriously, how does anyone look at a dude with that haircut/tie combo and think: 1. This dude clearly has the direct line to god and 2. I should give him all my money? Dude screams ‘snake oil salesman’ from a mile away. He’s one leather jacket away from being the shady…

I object to your use of the word “cunt” in this context.

They haven’t had a tight end catch a pass since Mark Bavaro

He’s just reporting what he’s heard.

Trust me when I tell you their WRs won’t be too broken up about it...

Maybe he’s just a big Jian Yang fan?

They’re the Bears with a reverse color scheme.

I’m a Steelers fan. I also remember that post-season. Nothing says “you don’t deserve to advance” like getting posterized by a fucking Tim Tebow pass.

“Justin:

OK, so the thing here was that there was a lot of complaining in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s about the amount of noise and traffic caused by the location of Stapleton Int’l Airport near downtown, so when Denver International was planned it was way the hell out of town to allow for growth, but not have the airport in the…

The expression “blood is thicker than water” originally meant that the bond between comrades is stronger than family, as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience, and it has been bastardized into meaning the exact opposite.