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Scott The Robot
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Because you’re not trying to draft a star in the 3rd-7th round. It’s great when it happens, but the goal of drafting in these rounds is getting a guy on a super cost-controlled salary who you can plug in situationally or fill in for an injury and hopefully not be too big of an embarrassment.

A 3rd-7th round pick will

Good teams getting comp picks is partly a self fulfilling prophecy. Good teams tend to have more good players so they lose more FA’s due to the cap and have fewer holes to fill. Players on good teams look better because the supporting cast helps, and so teams tend to overvalue players from good teams. Those good teams

Kel-ly

I’ll do it....

I guess he couldn’t see downfield because of the tears

Reid called Jenkins a “sellout,” as well as—in what might be an NFL first for a player talking about another player—a “neo-colonialist.”

Reminds me of an old joke:

Riemersma? Posluszny? There’s something in common about all those jerseys. It’s white there on the tip of my tongue, but I can’t quite think of it.

Deadspin needs to dig a little deeper into this guy who bought three J.P. Losman jerseys. Jesus christ

We must got to very different Home Depots. I’ve never got that impression. Always got positive vibes.

The “(bit of a stretch)” thing is wildly misplaced next to Pau Gasol’s name, here. He was a top-10 player before he came to Los Angeles, and he was a top-10 player for the peak of his years with Kobe. He’s the second-best teammate Kobe ever had (GP, Nash, and Malone were on the downslopes of their careers when they

All the non-superstars Kobe has teamed up with: Steve Nash, Gary Payton, Karl Malone, Dwight Howard, Shaq, Pau (a bit of a stretch), Lamar Odom (a bit of a stretch). All the superstars LeBron has teamed up with: Dwayne Wade, Kyrie, Bosh (?), Kevin Love (?)

Kobe gets a bad rap, but his career is legit and he didn’t have the luxury of teaming up with other superstars most of his career the way Lebron has.

What if you and I are the hosts?

Favorite line: “Fuck you, Robert.”

There’s a pretty big difference between St. Peter’s Basilica and those shittyKevin Sorbo movies in the awe-inspiration department.

A narrative in which audiences experience no emotional engagement with the successes of the protagonist is not a successful one. Fiction deepens feeling. If it doesn’t deepen feeling, it’s not fiction.

I don’t get how Bernard can still be masquerading as a human. The technicians get the system up and running to a degree where they can determine the locations of the hosts; at that point, Bernard should be revealed as a host.

No way a host would willingly use kinja.

“Congratulations, William: this game is for you.”