Meanwhile, on The Ringer, Simmons has already put up a piece drawing parallels between the Durant signing and Tiffani Amber Thiessen making a good 90210 cast great.

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

+1..,&5Aaaas3%

Peter Gammons should teach Chris Broussard how to tweet.

There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Jabroni is #10

If their manager and groupie aren't there I’d consider it a waste

What kind of an asshole puts a self-promoting copyright on an image they found on the internet? I know it’s probably his twitter lackey, but Christ. Unless you’re a fucking homesteader in the 1800s, you can’t just plant your flag in the ground and say “HYAH, THIS IS MINE NOW!!”

That is just... weird. It is like digital kleptomania. You have to know you will get caught, but can’t resist.

I’m sure everyone’s seen it, but it’s still my favorite.

“Perverted positions” might not meet the legal definition of child pornography. It has to be “sexually suggestive,” and while “perverted” could mean that, it also could also mean imagery that’s unhealthy or depraved but not entirely sexual. I guess, anyway? Obviously he was a serious sicko.

White privilege

This dirt bag needs a brain bleach chaser:

There is a family on my street. All young girls, their big loud mouthed mom and a dad nearly everyone had seen hit their dogs. Six dogs, give or take, they run away a lot. Those kids... I’ve seen the oldest hit those dogs, too. When one chased me she told me to hit it with a stick. She’s maybe eleven. Those kids... I…

And Bucks County isn’t even that far from Philly, Trenton, and other East Coast urban areas. It gets so much more rural than this.

She may have been the main/only reason that financing fell into place.

Its very depressing knowing we're not a republic. the queen is the head of state, and her face is on money.. for the great achievement of being born.

America's Prince is not impressed by your "royalty," UK.