If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - hey prob would have made another Batman! Snyder was obvi anti-Christian! #FuckAffleck

Well then how the fuck did SMU not get in???

TJU got totally shafted also.

After that win, Bennett deserves to let off some steam

She should have started by fixing her teeth.

Whelan was later heard saying, "We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads here." Before wondering off and mumbling, "They peed on my fucking rug"

Once again, we have a headline that's terribly misleading. Barely any of these animals have hands.

I'd like to think this exchange will come up whenever anyone googles Turd Ferguson

That was beautiful, Emmett.

To be fair, it actually is an AP photo.

They just wanted to show AP what it feels like to be the victim of a switch.

Meanwhile, Russell Wilson is doing some rumor investigating as well:

As the broadcaster Sunday said, "this man could walk into any corporate board room in the country and win it over". That's exactly the kind of person I don't want to hang out with.

Why isn't a chicken all dark meat?

This is one of the most weirdly pseudo-aggressive replies to Fun Bag ever. I don't think Drew was suggesting he starred for the All Blacks. I have rugby player friends who work in finance, as bar tenders, as middle managers - why on earth Drew couldn't possibly have played rugby at any level is beyond me?

Hey telephones are a proud, courageous people who were here a long time before the internet took their land. We should celebrate them by misconstruing what words mean.

Think about it. If a bartender is talking about going home with a 92 year old man, it's either a joke or he's got serious money and she's making a play. So what's her cut? Can't blame somebody playing defense with the will on the line.

Gotta protect the inheritance.

I found a nice money clip containing $875 at my twentieth reunion. Turned out it belonged to a guy I'll call Fucknozzle McShitbag. Fucknozzle (or Fucky, if you prefer) was looking all over for it, but unfortunately for Fucky I remembered the time he hocked a loogie all over my brand new coat on the first day back from…