There's an asterisk in the poop story, after the sentence asserting that the cop let him off with a warning, that appears not to have any footnote attached to it. I so enjoyed that story that I was really hoping for a nice bit of further detail. Instead, my Thanksgiving is ruined. Thanks, Drew.
While the commercial is indeed shit, I'd like to give honorable mention for worst NFL commercial to the Bud Light ad with the "world's biggest Bucs fan" who "Buc'd out" his house, who gets "surprised" by Warren Sapp and the Bucs "cheerleaders" showing up at the home which features a god damn pirate ship in the…
You read an entire article about football, just to write run-on sentences about being above it all?
This article made my Thanksgiving! So glad someone else despises it. The fact that I see it nearly every 10-15mins on Sundays has only helped to solidify it as my most hated commercial of 2014. Hurrah, NFL!
I noticed that too, of course, but figured it was an attempt at cute.
"I done wet my britches."
That's Incredible!
"No time for sunblock—have to collect more bracelets!"
Then someone throws something at Kalil, and misses badly.
Deadspin comments section comin' at you with the hottest takes this side of the internet. I'm not saying you're wrong, but that's a spicy take.
Targeting and roughing the passer, but the Tallahassee police can find no evidence of wrong doing.
When asked about these allegations, Cosby responded.
equal parts hilarious incompetence and impressive determination
What I'm most surprised by is how Vladimir Putin finds the time to referee. That guy is everywhere.
"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."
No one is allowed to use the word in my house. Not even Shaq, whose autobiography I ghostwrote.