Hey, who is gonna buy all of the Subway sandwiches if Olympic Hero™ Michael Phelps isn't doing commercials for all of the hard working sandwich artists out there?

The Athens Olympic slideshow photos are depressing as shit considering it was just 10 and half years ago.

Waitaminute! This could just be a screenshot from Spider-Man 2.

Like "Two Broke Girls" level "comedy."

<thinks of Lisa Turtle joke>

I thot everyone knew when that happened.

The Yugoslav Wars: Croatia, Serbia and the other Yugoslavia republics in 1992 and 1996.

What is the most prestigious thing to have named after you?

Sadly, I had to read this twice to understand your post. Thanks for asking these vital questions while most people just want stick their hands in the sand.

How big is the hotel room where two (sober?) adults can't keep track of two toddlers, and prevent them from getting their hands on a lethal weapon?

I almost made it through to the end. That was pretty weak. Did they write that Saturday afternoon?

But they sure wanted you to know that Pete Carrol chews gum a lot cause its funny. Oh you only chuckled a little when he came out chewing gum hard? Here's several more (forced) opportunities to laugh at his wacky gum chewing! ... Ugh.

This probably belongs on io9.

How is a .579 shooting percentage from beyond the arc "sneakily efficient"?

Reporter: "Excuse Mr. Lynch, do you think you could translate this phrase: 'ouYay owknay hyway I'mway erehay'?

Benji Madden and Cameron Diaz honeymooned in the middle of fucking nowhere because they are REAL AS FUCK. Everyone please get mad at me for calling Wyoming "the middle of nowhere" and call me a "New York elitist" even though I live nowhere near NYC and haven't set foot in the city in years.

Niekro's comedy with a nail file was good, but journeyman pitcher Kevin Gross, then with the Phillies, getting caught with a piece of sandpaper glued to the inside of his glove in 1987 trumps all.

Maybe, as my good friend Tommy Craggs says, I need to accept that it's all a work (wrestling lingo for "fake") and, along with thousands of other disgruntled fans, just get over it.

Why did she even tweet the photo of her meal? It seems like she was just saying 'look at this great meal that I'm forsaking right not because I'm such a martyr.'