"I can't believe I shook the guy's friggin' hand after the game. That pisses me off."

Marcia Wallace only contributed 1 voice, but she is still sorely missed.

This is super impressive. I really dig South Park (although I can't really stand the early seasons). But where's Kyle's adopted brother Ike? (did I miss his pic?) Who does his voice?

I feel the same way about appreciating the show way more now than when I was 19 or so, but looking back, the first 3-4 seasons are generally pretty weak in comparison to the last 7 or so years.

If I was Andrew Garfield or someone else who played a recognizable character from sci-fi, comics, or whatever, I'd try to take it up notch to make it weird or funny. Get a fat suit and makeup to be "Fat Spidey" or "Homeless Captain Kirk"

Your friend talked to stranger for an hour about cats? Your friend likes cats.

I clicked on this story initially because I thought the headline was: "When Oprah Acts likes its Never Seen a Black Person Before."

I think the thinking here is that he might get to go to the Super Bowl if Kearse or the Seahawks get him a ticket.

I always think of Phineas Gage, a railroad worker from the mid 1800s who survived after a rod shot completely through his skull. Apparently you could touch fingers together by sticking them in both holes in his head. Crazy story.

Paul Pierce gets an early start on his post NBA career as a member of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.

He's good-looking and muscular (He mentions this a lot. The book is only 70 pages long and I lost track of how many times he reminds the reader that he loves to work out and has a bubble butt and could do porn if he wanted, but he doesn't want to and never will).

Why is this woman referred to as "Stifler's Mom"? Is that from a song lyric?

He's a moron for not doing basic research on someone he might have to interview.

There are plenty of capable crime fighters and do-gooders on Hawaii. I can only speak for myself on on who I would hire if I was in a jam on the islands.

Of course it was, but there's got to be some whippersnappers out there who have never seen that intro or even heard of Magnum PI.

Post-sex push ups puts this one over the top.

The joke's on that dude. Louisiana's film industry is pretty much non-existent.