PBS will make them both their bitch.

It's kinda losing meaning as "up yours", but it might hold true with older generations.

You're right, I came back to correct my statement, since they were in Israel, not Saudi Arabia.
Sweaty palms remains #1 reason.

In some countries, holding hands in public can be considered public physical intimacy, which is frowned upon.
Translated: Melania knows local customs and mores better than Donald.

Did Katy Perry shoehorn in a Backpack Fashion Show into her performance?

So how is Bill O'Reilly still alive?

I give it less than a week.

The Powers Boothe is where you can find out if you're a powers top or a powers bottom.

Enya is the kind of music they played at the end of an Epcot ride in the 1980s.

Just another chapter for bored high school history students of the future.
"Compare and contrast…."

De dragon, boss, de dragon!

As lousy as Homer is, and the few times he's been tempted, he's been 100% loyal to Marge since the (second) time they met.
Plus, it was a good touch, during the flip book, the song was "Close To You", the same song played when they first met in detention in high school.

HULK WANT PROSTATE MASSAGE!

He ruins all the fun with his recipe.
Notice, he sabotages the first batch by failing to spray the waffle iron.

Yeesh, who pays for that wedding?

I'm going to start using the term "coitus anthem" more often.

Curl Up And Dye is one of the more stable businesses in Springfield. Marge goes there regularly because she's grey as a mule.

That was surely Pamela Hayden as the receptionist, she sounded just like Milhouse for sure when she yelled.
I think Valerie Harper was Cybil Shepard?

Homer said "I'm using the factory holes on my belt", and I remembered they used the same joke when he once lost a little weight. Like, 20+ years ago. I'm old.
Same thing with "Who pays for that wedding?"

Did Valerie Harper play Cybil Shepard?