You can’t get enough stars for this perfect response. Let’s be clear: the only person who takes this bulletin board shit seriously is Bill Simmons

LOL what about the fucking Tuck Rule? Immaculate reception? super bowl last year?

That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

Consent?

God if he had hopped out that would have been the most Vikings thing ever.

Dude HAD to have money on the Vikings. There’s no other explanation.

The Saints secondary is so disrespectful to the troops.

In Kentucky people normally take advantage of sleepy Cousins.

Holy cow.... it has somehow become even WORSE than it was a few months ago. Unreal. What a bummer.

Yeah, because Pop would have made him disappear under mysterious circumstances by now. He ain’t got time for that shit.

She’s making a life-altering accusation. “Incredibly detailed story?” Give me a fucking break. Tell me why she should be granted anonymity.

Kemba Walker is 27 years old and has averaged 21.8 ppg 5.7 apg in 39 game this year, 23.2 ppg 5.5 apg in 79 games last year, and 20.9 ppg 5.2 apg in 81 games the year before that. In scontrast, Markelle Fultz has played 4 games, and looks like he might not be able to shoot a basketball. Walker once scored 52 points…

Yeah, I guess I remembered that differently and know he had trouble shooting free throws, which isn’t nothing (and would indicate some mental issues shooting the ball, perhaps).

<Lights another candle on his shrine to Danny Ainge.>

Two problems with this story (or really one combined major problem):

It still baffles me that in a league trending toward everyone needing to be able to shoot long distance shots, the consensus top two picks in 2017 were two guys who have very, very big flaws in their shooting mechanics.

Are you saying to trade Kemba Walker and more for broken ass Markelle Fultz and a second rounder? That’s a terrible trade.

I wager that IS the guy they used and whatever he was on at the time had him believing he actually was “Dr. Ronnie Jackson.”

If faking is test results means he that REALLY he’s in such bad shape that he only has a few more months to live before his heart explodes then... FAKE AWAY, WHITE HOUSE, FAKE AWAY!!!