Jeff Fisher owes his entire career to this mentality

If only I had the confidence of a mediocre white male I would rule the world.

“Not taking all the credit, but I taught them both everything they know.”

Fuck you and your goddamn narrative, because Nick Foles is a multi-year NFL vet with twice as many TDs as INTs, who went 23/30 tonight. He’s not an elite QB, but he’s decent at it and he’d be starting on any number of teams in this trash league had Jeff Fisher not scuttled his reputation.

As an Eagles fan, that play was like watching Santa Claus roll a spliff and then hand it to you.

Legitimately can’t tell if you’re serious or stupid. Bill Simmons: the man who wrote an article composed entirely of opinions to refute a scrupulously sourced article on the Patriots

Is there any business in the world more incestuous than being a football coach or coordinator? How do you even break into the game as a newbie? All everybody wants are retreads.

Albert Camus noted that we are all going to die and therefore life is essentially meaningless. It makes you think, you know, as you watch these football playoffs and root root root for the home team

God I hate Brian Windhorst and his dumb fucking face so much. Also no dog in this fight other than the Lakers being laughable makes me feel good inside... but I am very pro Luke Walton.

What connection between LeBron and Fizdale? Where was this connection when Blatt was fired and the Cavs settled on Ty Lue? Oh it magically fostered since then? Ok sure.

Holy shit, is Lavar just establishing to avoid paying taxes on his first year of Lakers Head Coach Salary? #4dcheckers

Every great player has someone who takes it upon themselves to antagonize said player. It’s common in the NBA.

As a lifelong Heat fan

Lots of people were dunking on Paul Ryan for saying he understands discrimination because of his family’s history. Well it’s 2018 and Fahey just got fired for being extremely Irish so who’s the asshole now? (It’s definitely still Paul Ryan)

We call it the Trumpleforeskin

It’s Kee-an.

Idk, he owned it but he also tried to pass it off as being due to cultural differences, and not him being an asshole. I guess it’s tough to really comment until it comes out what happened.

The year was 1998. I was several drinks into the evening at my favorite college watering hole when a friend and I got to talking about an interesting theory his teacher had talked about regarding a global rise in temperatures. And I said, “Global warming? But it’s cold outside!”

The Cavs do, in fact, stink. I looked into this like two days ago. JR Smith and Jae Crowder are two of the bottom 5 starters in the league by what NBA.com calls “impact” (generic PER alternate), along with luminaries like Dillon Brooks. In fact, the two of them are in the bottom 8% of ANY players who have played at…

That’s the joke, MAN!