follow-up for mr. coates; what is your kinja burner’s name

I LOVED The Microwave. I’ve seen better shooting form on 50 year old fat guys at the Y. But when Vinnie got hot, oh man he was unstoppable.

There is no such thing as a “token” candidate. Getting an interview for a head coaching position in the NFL gives you nationwide exposure and helps you get better at interviewing. Even a so-called “token” effort to not be racist still does an awful lot of good towards, you know, not being racist.

This is the right answer, and captures what all the “they’re a bunch of closeted homosexuals lashing out” responses miss — for the same reason that all the “why would [Famous Man X] assault women when he could find a plethora of consensual partners?” questions miss what lies at the core of sexual…

You can when a school superintendent is involved and it’s a football team in Texas.

Bro, don’t act like you’ve never been tempted to shove a lacrosse stick up a teammate’s ass, video tape it, show the video to your friends who weren’t there, and then watch the video over and over by yourself later that night at home in your bedroom with the door closed. No homo.

That’s what could happen if he doesn’t permanently blow out his ankles. Knicks are if he can’t walk.

What the flipping fuck? Like they raped this kid twice and video taped it at least once and the guy who actively hid it was allowed to resign with benefits?

Maybe the fact that’s he wearing Larry David’s sneakers ?

If he keeps this up, Curry could end up on the Knicks by age 35

I’m on the other side of this issue; I’d love to see Jerry Richardson buy the farm.

The idea that it’s “offensive” to suggest we might see our preferred cultural targets as anything less than one-dimensional monsters is a reminder that when people say they like art that’s “challenging” and “subversive”, they don’t really mean it.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

I don’t understand why these boys couldn’t just hire a PR agency to explain to the public that the jerseys were their way of expressing honor and respect.

That’s standard apology code for “I don’t think we did anything wrong but since you snowflakes got offended, I have to apologize.” This guy still doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with what he and his team did. Fuck him.

As much as I absolutely loved him, I think those inconsistencies were the hallmark of a team with Isaiah Thomas as a centerpiece. With Kyrie now, Jalen and Jayson coming along faster than we could have imagined, I don’t think you see that much anymore.

your snark is perfectly on the mark.

I had a guy call a delay of game on me because I didn’t give the ball back to him quickly enough after he checked it to me, so I called a technical foul on him.

And yet this website posted a blog in the past 48 hours essentially condoning the public evisceration of a college basketball official and an NFL official. My conclusion was that Deadspin wishes it could punch lots of officials in the face. Am I wrong?

Nah you taught that kid an important lesson: Life is cruel horseshit and you should use booze to cope.