No fair! You’re changing the outcome by measuring it!

I don’t know man, those three exclamation points after the hack claim are pretty convincing. If he’d only put one exclamation point, I’d be on the fence, but three? No doubt about it!!!

This. Oh so this. The prick had no problem when they picked up Shockey of many tattoos. I hate Richardson almost as much as 45.

Yep, paper fits between ball and stick. First down!

They used to have chains with a piece that jogged over the ball, for this very reason.

We eyeballed the spot, we eyeballed the chains, break out the micrometer!

I’m getting reports that “piece of paper” was one of 5 known handwritten copies of the Gettysburg Address. No wonder the NFL’s ratings are in the tank!

I like that there were two points of contention from the announcers: the fact that the paper was folded, and the marker not being upright. The fact that it’s 2017 and we’re still using sticks with chains that depend on the chain gang running perpendicular to the sidelines and the refs eyeballing the spot: fine…

At the mere MENTION of an investigation, this dude bailed. And you think there’s nothing here.

Exactly. Another rich white guy failing upward and avoiding any real consequences for his actions.

I can see the tweets now:

I deeply hope this encourages other people to expose their boss’ abuse. We may finally be reaching a tipping point where whistleblowing is a real option.

The NFL should take one for the team here and sell the Panthers to Trump on the condition that he resign the Presidency immediately.

How soon before Jeter buys it and trades Newton to the Giants for a punter?

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

“Maybe I can quit this job....”

Good thing mental fitness of our leaders isn’t something we have to worry about anymore!

I think it’s more likely than possible. While they certainly knew that Alzheimer’s was a thing back in the 80's, I doubt anyone would have wanted to just come out and say that the president had a condition that was and still is basically a death sentence that leaves you confused and alone. There would have been a lot…