“Add this clip to the Golden Tate mixtape Chicago Bears blooper reel:”

New nickname for Portis and Mirotic: the Punch Brothers.

I smell buddy cop movie

Two Wrights and one very, very wrong.

Don’t sleep on racial misconduct here. He IS a racist asshole, after all.

Mark Davis either sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car or on a bed made from the skin of missing women.

“Sources say Richardson called an employee into his office to watch an offensive internet video that he said, quote, really turned him on.”

His racism forced my family to eat pancakes with our bare hands, so yes, he’s a fucking monster.

There are no safe plays in football except kneel-downs.

How many oblivious Panthers fans get roasted for the #KeepPounding hashtag on Sunday?

Yeah, who are we to judge the actions of a staunch supporter of racial segregation?

A man who only made all his restaurants desegregate because it started hurting the stock price and looks like the bad guy in a puppet Christmas special is a monster? Total shock here

I see nothing wrong with this. Why force bad throws from a bad QB to a WR that could get killed in a game that was already unwinnable? Here is an example of player safety from the play-calling.

Hinkie physically rehabilitates Embiid for 2.5 years, and mentally supports Embiid during that time when Embiid considered quitting the game altogether.

Do NOT put your prized 7 footer back in after tweaking a knee. Even if the injury is not serious, those tweaks destabilize the knee and the next one will be more serious.
-Sixers fan who watched that fateful Rockets game

“Latrine, can you tell me at what point you felt like you were losing the meeting? Also, what was up with your powerpoint presentation today? It really looked like it lacked focus and discipline.”

He is better than me but worse than Lebron

no joking... he sent a private car service to pick up his cats when he was on the road and his house fell into the fire evacuation zone

The best part is that Brook’s a career 79% FT shooter.

It’s going to be awesome when LeBron goes to the Lakers and LaVar Ball starts bitching about how he’s disrespecting Lonzo by acting like he’s the team’s best player based on nothing more than being one of the game’s all time greats.