What if he teamed up with Putin, though? Then maybe Putin wouldn’t have to steal pussyboy Kraft’s rings

Like Richardson would choose a better-qualified black guy over some dipshit old white asshole?

Yeah except THE ORIGINAL SPOTTING OF THE TEN-YARD MARKER ON FIRST DOWN IS ALSO SUBJECTIVE.

dude is grafted onto a golf cart. Doubt there’s much quality of life left no matter the billions

I’d say Richardson leaving would be a psychological boost to the players

Your move, Donald Trump!

Here’s why I know this is fake news: Richardson has no feet. He’s nothing but golf cart from the waist down.

The NBA has far more drama with the world’s best athletes

Rule changed to a receiver having possession and breaking the plane being a touchdown, as common sense would suggest based on all the other ways to score a TD

Doesn’t matter with the “catch rule.” The receiver only ever gets to be a runner if he doesn’t fall to the ground, apparently. Except all those times he can.

Yep, should’ve saved the timeout and spiked after the Juju catch. But then I catch myself rooting for the serial rapist to beat the serial cheaters and it’s easier to just not give a shit and hope more players kneel just to piss off some white people.

If this doesn’t somehow involve Rae Carruth and Aaron Hernandez, I’m not coming back for Season Two.

JUST THINK IF THEY HAD JORDAN BEL—

Ludacris and Gerard Butler

It’s almost as if a player’s situation matters.

I know you can harass or molest with your hands and mouth, but that dude’s pecker hasn’t struck a spark since Reconstruction.

True story. The small newspaper in NC I worked for accidentally ran a main headline with “Erskine Bowels” in it and about 6,000 copies got out before anyone noticed.

I’d bet money that Richardson’s is racial misconduct rather than sexual. That guy’s motor hasn’t run in 30 years.

Richardson will be the first white male to go down for molesting a golf cart